I will leave $100 in my will for the person who would dress up as a grim reaper and just stands there during my funeral.
I never know how to react when people cry.
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
- Sit on my penis
- Touch my penis
- I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
- Ask to see a girl’s boobs
- Shave dollar signs into your pubes
- Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping