brutal ok

March 2012

2 posts

I will leave $100 in my will for the person who would dress up as a grim reaper and just stands there during my funeral.

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February 2012

3 posts

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January 2012

23 posts

I never know how to react when people cry.

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The moment you use your cellphone as a light when it's dark.

Jan 10, 201251,173 notes

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mcdammit:

How to flirt:

Say smooth suave sexy things like

• Sit on my penis
• Touch my penis
• I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes

Do romantic things like:

• Ask to see a girl’s boobs
• Shave dollar signs into your pubes
• Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping

Jan 10, 20127,300 notes

skrillex should open his own restaurant called the skrill grill

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